February 2012
22 posts
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.
person 1: You are really fat...
person 2: It runs in the family
person 1: Nobody runs in your family..