nigaachristian:

props to jazzy poo

This is a story of a guy name Danny Supa, he just moved to Cali from Paris. He likes it in Cali but he’s afraid that there might be Sharks in the water. Danny was look for work and found a job at Tiffany&Co. He loves to go to Supreme and Zoo York after work to check out their latest gear. Danny has a pretty average life, so one day he decides he needs to shake things up a bit, he’s going to become a Jedi. He talks things over with his buddy Homer, Homer’s Unkles can help Danny with his Jedi training. Throughout his intensive training, Danny has to master the use of the Rayguns, fight Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear, and multiple Bison, and sit through an adult movie next to Pee Wee. Danny passes all his Jedi requirements. Him and Homer’s Unkles crack open a couple of Heinys to celebrate his accomplishments. Danny’s typical life just became a little more intersting.

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   This is a story of a guy name Danny Supa, he just moved...Cali from Paris. He likes it in...

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    Dunno what this means but it’s cool. I shall find someone to translate x]

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    People I know are gonna be like: WTF does that mean?!

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    awesome. they should make more of these. hahahah

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    this is tighttt ! i’m amazed i understood. LMFAO!

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    krystlelee:nigaachristian:

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    Mark should read this to me(:

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    tiffanys get uglier everyday. little by little

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    ahha wow . but yeah your right . Danny Supa California aka Cali’s Paris Sharks Tiffany Supreme Zoo York Jedi Homer Unkle...

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    i only know one! “and found a job at Tiffany’s” Am i right?

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